Lightweight + Quick Drying: Lighter weight than your mom after 2 glasses of Rose.

Crushable: More crushable than a 6 pack of Modelos. Returns to shape faster than you will. 

Floats & Sheds: The hat has a soft EVA foam visor with a DWR that's buoyant and sheds moisture. 

Laser Tag: The mesh side panels are laser-perforated and you can change sizes via an adjustable nylon strap closure with clasp. Cheatgrass Cowboys chukar tag on the back so people know you're a badass. 

Man Buns: Man buns are not recommended.